WOO!! Teh Tab, after a long period of being absent, has found his way back onto the DEVIANT ARTS and now can finally begin having friends again.

Anyway, I'm working on a few new projects, if ya'll must know:

3 Movies
2 Stories
3 Building Projects
2 Airsoft-Related Projects
1 Job
2 School Projects
1 Game Idea

Wow. That's a lot. 3-2-3-2-1-2-1. Odd.
Yeah. Three movies. One is a comedy zombie movie starring Jonathan and myself...another is a super-soldier-Rambo-antihero kind of movie...that's one is a bit of a way off yet...and the last movie is a three-minute short I'm doing for the George A. Romero Diary of the Dead Video Contest...such a long title...

The stories are as follows: BESH, a story about a race of people in zombie times. Check out me MySpace ([link]) for that. The other is a story for school.

Three building projects:
1. Oseberg Viking Ship model for school, made entirely out of balsa wood, model clay, and hot glue...
2. Helping with a school project where she needs to make a Visigoth shield. I'll post building plans on that if any weirdos wanna make a real cheap shield that looks somewhat presentable.
3. Making a working model of a GE M134 Minigun...no, not working as in it shoots real bullets...or even fake ones...the barrels spin. I might post building plans on that, or I might just make a video and try to get it on Weekend Extra on Indy Mogul. Who knows?

Two airsoft projects...as some of you may know, I love airsoft. So, I'm buying a VFC Barrett M82, modeled after the "Light Fifty." Dunno why it's light.
Other airsoft project is that I'm starting an airsoft team titled Fiendish Dire Viking Weasels. 'Nuff on that.

Jorb? I'm gonna work at Taco Bell. SWOOT.

School projects? A kingdom project with and some dumbass saxofail named Adam, and that Oseberg, also with Saxofail, and also with a friend of Chazzy's and mine named Kaitlyn.

Game idea. Pandemic: MMORPG 3rd person shooter zombie game. GTA meets Resident Evil meets Mercenaries meets TAB'S PSYCHOTIC MIND. Interested? Too bad...don't want anybody taking my ideas. So I'll keep it to myself.

And that's all the big shit going on in my life right now...if you're in the South-Western Pennsylvanian area and would like to be in one of those movies or would like to help me out because I'm going nuts with STUFF...drop me a message either here or at my MySpace. It's above. If you missed it, you suck. Thanks for paying attention to my mindless banter, and laters for now.